MRS BILL: HUMOUR, BREAKFAST OF CHAMPIONS
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QuickLink Index Today's Tip, Previous Tips, Designer Dog Breeds, Secrets of Human Communication, Stress Relievers, Humour Outside.

Designer Dog Breeds

• Pekingese x Lhasa Apso = Peekaso, an abstract dog
• Malamute x Pointer = Moot Point, a dog owned by, well, it doesn't really matter

Secrets of Human Communication
For years, we've been told that human speech is a function of spots within the brain. We've been told that words form within the brain and are passed by electricity to the mouth where they are vocalized. Which is hard to believe, if anyone takes the time to actually listen to the gababble that comes from the mouths of many people on this planet. If these words were generated within the brain, would the words not make more sense? Wouldn't people disagree less and make sense more often? These problematic questions have plagued thinking people for decades. I simply cannot allow this fallacy to perpetuate any longer. The truth behind the process of speech is now available!

Stress Relievers
• Jam 39 tiny marshmallows up your nose and try to sneeze them out.
• Use your Mastercard to pay your Visa.
• Pop some popcorn without putting the lid on.
• When someone says "Have a nice day", tell them you have other plans.
• Tattoo "out to lunch" on your forehead.
My favourite • Make a list of things to do that you've already done.

Wanna shake your head about life in Edmonton? More real-life humour here.

The Humour Outside
Dave Barry's page, Dilbert, Hawaiian Joke of the Day.

[mrsbill.www2.50megs.com/huma2.htm] updated December 18th, 2000. Entertain me. Where it all begins.