MRS BILL: HUMOUR, BREAKFAST OF CHAMPIONS
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Today's Tip
Stress Management Judo: Respond to stressor by saying: "You sound reasonable ... time to up my medication"

Previous Tips
• Show up, pay attention, speak from the heart, and don't be too attached to the outcome. (Lynne Borsche)

• Stockwell Day and the Canadian Alliance Party proposed that any petition with 350 000 signatures (or 3% of the Canadian electorate) legally would go to referendum under their government. The TV Show "This Hour Has 22 Minutes" put the following petition online:
"We demand that the government of Canada force Stockwell Day to change his first name to Doris."
Yes, enough names were recorded to put this forward to the government.
"Racist, sexist, anti-gay, change your name to Doris Day"

• Careful! My back might damage your knife on the way out!

• Any connection between your reality and mine is purely coincidental.

• Bumper sticker: Excuse my driving, I'm reloading.

• According to my calculations, the problem doesn't exist.

• Koan: Since trains stop at trainstations, what happens at workstations?

• "When you don't have an education, you've got to use your brains" - Anonymous

• Overheard in an Aerosmith video: Don't give me lip, I got enough of my own

Wanna shake your head about life in Edmonton? More real-life humour here.

Still more humour available.

[mrsbill/www2.50megs.com/huma.htm] updated February 28th, 2001. Entertain me. Where it all begins.